Swine Flu Hits Uk

[Bob Garage]

As you were advised through earlier Department advisory letter there is a distinct possibility
of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country. To facilitate identification and in
order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may
have contracted the nvirus, you should be aware of the following symptoms;

1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. Uncontrollable urge to f**k in the mud