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Fadingtoblack
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Metpage Caption This!

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Remember this? Suuuure you do, Fadingtoblack's famous Metpage Caption This! (MCT!)

Returning after a Metallica style 'break' :rolleyes: I'm happy to have finally remembered, (or got off my arse, depending on who you speak to :unsure: ), to post the next round, #5 for those of you keeping track.

Now before we get going, I've got a bit of an announcement to make, Spawn Of Cthulhu, resident Mod, buddy of mine, and head honcho of Metcoverart.com, has kindly joined forces with me to make MCT! even better than it was before! :B He'll also be on hand to give out our 50 node prize, "Boooya!!!" (don't ask ;) )

What?! you still have doubts?! :blink: Well check out our winner from Round #4 so long ago, now wonderfully presented with Spawn's graphic skills:

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Quick history lesson here for any newkids, Duaner is the one to beat ;)

Here's your Golden Cthulhu by the way:

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Here's a new pic for this round, it's a cover someone's made, and I found it pretty damn funny. So give us a caption, album liner notes, song titles, whatever, just make 'em funny ;)

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Thread'll be closed in a few weeks for me to judge a winner, so go for it! :D
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This album is a rare compilation of acoustic (when available) karaoke songs Metallica sang pre-rehab live at The Stone in San Francisco (let's just say they had a few too many)

1. Lars Ulrich - Spice Girls "If You Wanna Be My Lover"
2. Jason Newsted - Aretha Franklin "RESPECT"
3. Kirk Hammett - R Kelly "I Believe I Can Fly"
4. Jason Newsted - Kelly Clarkson "Miss Independent"
5. James Hetfield - Will Smith "Gettin Jiggy With It"
6. Lars Ulrich - Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
7. Kirk Hammett - "La Macarena"
8. James Hetfield - Sting "I'll be missing you" ****

****Special dedication to Jason Newsted
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even13flow wrote:This album is a rare compilation of acoustic (when available) karaoke songs Metallica sang pre-rehab live at The Stone in San Francisco (let's just say they had a few too many)

1. Lars Ulrich - Spice Girls "If You Wanna Be My Lover"
2. Jason Newsted - Aretha Franklin "RESPECT"
3. Kirk Hammett - R Kelly "I Believe I Can Fly"
4. Jason Newsted - Kelly Clarkson "Miss Independent"
5. James Hetfield - Will Smith "Gettin Jiggy With It"
6. Lars Ulrich - Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
7. Kirk Hammett - "La Macarena"
8. James Hetfield - Sting "I'll be missing you" ****

****Special dedication to Jason Newsted
Can't really imagine them singin those :P
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even13flow wrote:This album is a rare compilation of acoustic (when available) karaoke songs Metallica sang pre-rehab live at The Stone in San Francisco (let's just say they had a few too many)

1. Lars Ulrich - Spice Girls "If You Wanna Be My Lover"
2. Jason Newsted - Aretha Franklin "RESPECT"
3. Kirk Hammett - R Kelly "I Believe I Can Fly"
4. Jason Newsted - Kelly Clarkson "Miss Independent"
5. James Hetfield - Will Smith "Gettin Jiggy With It"
6. Lars Ulrich - Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
7. Kirk Hammett - "La Macarena"
8. James Hetfield - Sting "I'll be missing you" ****

****Special dedication to Jason Newsted
Haha, sounds awesome. Is it possible to get a sample? :lol:
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NOW AVAILABLE FROM K-TEL RECORDS.

METALLICA - FROM REHAB TO PREFAB!

METALLICA'S NEW RELEASE OF SONGS SINGER JAMES HETFIELD PENNED DURING HIS SELF-IMPOSED REHAB. THEY INCLUDE:

1) I HATE MY DAD ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE GUY FROM KORN HATES HIS PARENTS (BUT IT'S OKAY TO MAKE MONEY OFF THAT HATE)!

2) REHAB COST ME A MIL!

3) I LOVE JASON & MUSTAINE IN A WAY THAT IS TRULY UNNATURAL

4) PHIL=BIG BILLS=A FEW MIL

5) I HATE LARS THAT COCKY DANISH PRICK!

6) WHEN I DRINK VODKA...I FEEL LIKE GODKA!

7) I GOT METAL IN MY VEINS, SIROSIS IN MY LIVER AND JAGERMEISTER ON MY MIND.

8) I WISH I WAS A GYNECOLOGIST NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST.

9) NAPSTER ALMOST MADE US GO DOWN THE CRAPSTER (THANKS LARS)!

10) WHY DO PEOPLE THINK I'M JUST ANOTHER WHINY ROCK STAR WHO HAD A HARD LIFE?

MANY MORE TO COME! :yes:
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i made this quickly, bad production (paint, as i dont have photoshop yet) but o well, it wont win anyway probably :lol:

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fadingtoblack wrote:Image
Jason: "Ok now i'm pissed, where did my right arm go?"

Kirk: "7 years from now Dan Spitz will be wearing these stylin' glasses."


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wolfway wrote:Image
hahaha... thats so bad its hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jason and James to Lars "take it like a man!"