The 2007/07 Cricket Ashes Thread

[minus clover]

did you see the kiwi girl in the crowd bawling her eyes out? anyone'd think it was the end of the world, not just a game...

I love it when opposition fans cry. Better when they can hear you laugh at them, but still very funny on the telly. Cronulla fans in the rugby league are the funniest.

must be like colliwobbles fans in the afl then...

[Leighton]

Anyone still want to cling to Ponting's nut-sack after his field placements tonight? Jeez, 4 off 6 and you spread the field to allow the easy 1, forgetting that it's the biggest field in the world.... so it's an easy two everywhere if you just time it right. Nevermind the fact you should be putting the pressure on them in the first place. Pure rat-shit.

And fuck our batting too. There's a whole heap of shit out there these days that just worry about the big score every now and then. Pathetic attitudes.

[minus clover]

and this is me not mentioning anything about the result of todays game..................................................................
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[ragekornbizkit]

Not often you will hear a Kiwi say this (and in the end i don't care greatly) but i will, be supporting Australia in the remaining 2 finals cause there is nothing i hate more than a gloating pom!

[Danallica]

Anyone still want to cling to Ponting's nut-sack after his field placements tonight? Jeez, 4 off 6 and you spread the field to allow the easy 1, forgetting that it's the biggest field in the world.... so it's an easy two everywhere if you just time it right. Nevermind the fact you should be putting the pressure on them in the first place. Pure rat-shit.

And fuck our batting too. There's a whole heap of shit out there these days that just worry about the big score every now and then. Pathetic attitudes.

Who won Test player of the year, One day player of the year, and the AB medal. And was the 2nd Aus captain in history to bear England 5-0? Ummmmm, I think it may have been our most successful captain ever

[Leighton]

The same one that lost the Ashes and to Bangladesh?

Then through away his wicket in the finals the other night? Jeez, you act like the ability to swing the bat makes you the automatic choice to actual captain a team. Don't worry, I was probably wondering why Dean Jones wasn't captain when I was 6. But by the time I was 13, I knew Border was the better captain.

At your rate, you'll be about 50 before you realise Ponting is a rat-shit of a captain.

[minus clover]

At your rate, you'll be about 50 before you realise Ponting is a rat-shit of a captain.

my ratties are offended by you comparing their shit to ricky ponting... they know their shit is wonderful...

[Danallica]

The same one that lost the Ashes and to Bangladesh?

Then through away his wicket in the finals the other night? Jeez, you act like the ability to swing the bat makes you the automatic choice to actual captain a team. Don't worry, I was probably wondering why Dean Jones wasn't captain when I was 6. But by the time I was 13, I knew Border was the better captain.

At your rate, you'll be about 50 before you realise Ponting is a rat-shit of a captain.

The most successful captain in the world is rat shit

My God you are pathetic

[Leighton]

How'd he going tonight, kid? Will rain save yet another ordinary performance?

BTW, the most successful Australian captains don't lose to part-timers, or to England. If you cross your fingers really hard we might be able to snatch a drawn series against the Poms (second such for your "most successful ever" punchline) if it rains for the next 3 hours. Funny way to define successful, kid. Perhaps you should invest in a dictionary.

[metallifreak27]

geez, u 2 really dont get along do ya's ??? hahahaha i love reading threads with u guys in it

anyways, LEIGHTON we gotta catch up sometime soon man, been a long time since we chatted mate!@