Pakistan have now given up cricket after going out of the world cup...
They've now taken up bob-slaying instead
The Official Joke Thread
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Bob Garage
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
Theres a vortex in the fridge,
The food flies about
Throttled by sausages
I cannot get out!
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For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
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Snow
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Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign in the window.
Pies 50p
Wanks £1.00
He couldn't believe his luck, so he goes in and sees a stunning blonde barmaid.
"Are you the one that gives the wanks?" he asks.
"Yes" She replies.
"Well wash your hands, I want a pie!"
Pies 50p
Wanks £1.00
He couldn't believe his luck, so he goes in and sees a stunning blonde barmaid.
"Are you the one that gives the wanks?" he asks.
"Yes" She replies.
"Well wash your hands, I want a pie!"
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Mick and Paddy are reading headstones near a church.
Mick says "Fuck there's a bloke here who was 152"
Paddy says "Whats his name?"
Mick answers "Miles from London"
Mick says "Fuck there's a bloke here who was 152"
Paddy says "Whats his name?"
Mick answers "Miles from London"
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How Many Animals Can You Fit In A Pair Of Tights?
2 Calves
1 Beaver
1 Ass
1 Pussy
Countless Hares
The Occassional Cock
and a dead fish nobody can find!
2 Calves
1 Beaver
1 Ass
1 Pussy
Countless Hares
The Occassional Cock
and a dead fish nobody can find!
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Bob Garage
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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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Bob Garage
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15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the fucking map!
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CreepingDave
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I know OutlawTorn81 is gonna love that one.Bob Garage wrote:15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the fucking map!
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LeperMessiah26
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Two Irish men making letter bombs
Paddy says..Mick,do you think ive put enough explosive in this envelope?
Dont know,open it and see,replies Mick
But it`ll explode!! says Paddy
Dont be fucking stupid Mick says.....its not addressed to you!!!
Paddy says..Mick,do you think ive put enough explosive in this envelope?
Dont know,open it and see,replies Mick
But it`ll explode!! says Paddy
Dont be fucking stupid Mick says.....its not addressed to you!!!
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