) and some will appeal to the Brits more.After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis. I ask her if she wants more sex, she replies "No, I'm just admiring your cock...I really miss mine!"
The Official Joke Thread
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Ok so I haven't posted for a couple of months in here so I thought I would send you the text messages I have been recieving recently, some are old ones (like me ) and some will appeal to the Brits more.
After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis. I ask her if she wants more sex, she replies "No, I'm just admiring your cock...I really miss mine!"
) and some will appeal to the Brits more.After great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis. I ask her if she wants more sex, she replies "No, I'm just admiring your cock...I really miss mine!"
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For Sale:
Sun Tan Lotion.
protects against ultra violet but not against harmful rays
previous owner....Steve Irwin
Sick I know but I found it amusing
Sun Tan Lotion.
protects against ultra violet but not against harmful rays
previous owner....Steve Irwin
Sick I know but I found it amusing
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Paddy & Murphy have been down to that Devon looters beach
Paddy gets 5 Deckchairs and Murphy got 20 bags of sand!
Paddy gets 5 Deckchairs and Murphy got 20 bags of sand!
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I guess you've probably seen the Saddam videos from when he was hanged. Well a new one has just materialised - check it out.
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/382178/sa ... een_video/
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3 naked men in a sauna,an American,a Japanese,and an Irishman
They hear a bleeping sound,the American touches his arm,and says thats my pager,i have a microchip under my skin.
Next,a phone rings,and the Japanese man lifts his plam to his ear,he says i have a microchip in my hand.
The Irishman..feeling very lowtech,went to the toilet,and came back with Toilet paper hanging from his arse..he says "Oh Jaysus,would ya look at that,im getting a fax!"
They hear a bleeping sound,the American touches his arm,and says thats my pager,i have a microchip under my skin.
Next,a phone rings,and the Japanese man lifts his plam to his ear,he says i have a microchip in my hand.
The Irishman..feeling very lowtech,went to the toilet,and came back with Toilet paper hanging from his arse..he says "Oh Jaysus,would ya look at that,im getting a fax!"
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Who is the last 100kg person to ride a Melbourne Cup winner ??
Scroll down for the answer
Chris Munz's cell mate !!
Scroll down for the answer
Chris Munz's cell mate !!
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I got interupted last time I posted so here are the rest:
A woman takes off her knickers and sits in a dentists chair with a leg on each arm.
The dentist says "You've made a mistake, the gynaecolgist's on the next floor."
"No mistake" she replied, "Yesterday you fitted my husband with new dentures, today I want you to take them out!"
A woman takes off her knickers and sits in a dentists chair with a leg on each arm.
The dentist says "You've made a mistake, the gynaecolgist's on the next floor."
"No mistake" she replied, "Yesterday you fitted my husband with new dentures, today I want you to take them out!"
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RACISIT ALERT:
A man was arrested for throwing petrol over crowds of muslims. The police asked what he thought he was doing.
"About 15 to the gallon"
A man was arrested for throwing petrol over crowds of muslims. The police asked what he thought he was doing.
"About 15 to the gallon"
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